How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you!

January 20, 2012 — 15 Comments

I have always been suspicious of cats.

I think they are sly crafty animals with a hidden agenda.

I now have proof!

Drawn by Matthew Inman

You can’t say you haven’t been warned!

What else would you add to this list?

Kevin Martineau

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I am the Pastor at Port Hardy Baptist Church on Northern Vancouver Island, British Columbia. I am married to my best friend and I have three beautiful daughters.

15 responses to How to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you!

  1. I think whoever it is that put this together and I would see this quite oppositely. I’m a “cat” person; not a “dog” one. Sometimes the reason is that a cat is fairly independent. YES, I might have kitty litter on a floor… but I won’t be cleaning my yard even after a non-cleanable winter time and walking it in the middle of rain and snow and ice and carrying a bag to clean up after him/her/it.

    Interesting how our animal focus/view gets placed in our hearts. And, no matter what, we should be nice folks to cats/dogs/fish/turtles, etc. Can’t say snakes and white rats… maybe should, but UH-UH.

    You made me chuckle. That’s a good thing.

  2. I must admit that I am also a “cat” person and I upset a lot when somebody doesn’t treat his/her cat properly. We should be nice because they feel us and understand us!

  3. Very cute! I don’t have a cat, but I have in the past so I can definitely relate. Maybe that’s why I’ve turned into such a dog lover – they are so transparent and all they really care about is getting your attention. My little one follows me around the house so closely if I stop she bumps into me – and nothing can beat that unvarnished joy she displays every time I walk in the door – no matter that I’ve only just gone down the hill to check the mail!

  4. I love cats as their physical look, thou i don’t have one. Its true that they always move around on eery corner of your house.

  5. LOL LOL LOL

    I can so see my cat Finn in this post. The only thing I don’t get is the litter box, he prefers to go outside. He really is an outdoor cat. On the rare occasion when it’s too late to go outside he does all of the bad things he can thing of, hoping we’ll put him outside.

    Including attacking the dogs! :-)

    But then he can also be a real snuggle muffin!

  6. LOL, this looks scary you know Kevs I have a phobia to cats, because when I’m kid I love playing cats but I encounter the cats eating and I get him he bite me that’s why, From that day I dont like cats anymore..

  7. Now I am sooo scared – my cats do all of the above :-o
    And they aren’t even mine, they are my daighter’s. Do you think she is teaching them to be evil??
    One of them (Jack the Ripper – I kid you not, that’s his name) jumped on my face last night – I think the fateful day is getting closer.

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